Dr.s Visit Ends In Punishing Walmart.

So I wake up today and have this horrific pain in my right arm! I'm thinking heart attack but it's in my right and I was told heart attack was in the left. So to be safe I decided it best to go to urgent care and get it checked out. The doctors diagnosis was not what I expected. He said "Mr. Wilcox, you have an acute case strongis pimpus handis, or strong pimp hand."
"What do I do Doctor?" I exclaimed.
"Well you need to exercise it, I would recommend laying the smack down on someone soon." he said.

So I decided I might as well make a trip to WalMart since I needed to pick up some french fries for my Sweet Mango BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwiches that I am making today (the recipe will be on the site tomorrow with pictures.) So I went ahead and took 5 minutes to organize, cut, and print some coupons and then went on a "Pimp Slappin' Spree" at Wally World.

Pictured are 2 bags of sweet potato french fries, 2 boxes organic toddler cookies, 5 bottles of Tobasco sauce, 1 bottle of baby formula, 2 boxes of bandages, and 52 disposable razors. All together my grand total was $29.28. I then reached my pimp hand back (into my sleeve with my grocery list and coupons) and BAM!!!!!!! I slapped my coupons on the counter and shouted DOMINO HA HA HA at Caroline (my checker) who proceeded to do her thing and what was the total? $7.65.

Needless to say my arm and hand are feeling much much better and all is well in the world today.